The Story of Jerome Littleflower, part 4: Dees ees gud-bie

The tale of Patrick's brother's kidnapped gnome ... These emails were sent from tims_gnome_jerome@yahoo.com in July 2006.

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Installment 4:

Deeah Teem, Eye am your nome Jayrome. Teem, liyfe has not beeen gud to mee, Teem. You are knowing thees. Eye know you are. Eye has met beeuteeful laydees who has beeen gud to mee, and they has tut mee much. Eye am leeeving theyr luvlieness to xplure dees wurld. Eye may ri-ute you layter, Teem. Eye am much hurt frum you, Teem. Weesh me luck if you wunts. Muzbe, Teem, theengs will be better for thee nome Jayrome.