Spread the word. Literally. Lampertum!
So as to facilitate comprehension and dissemination, I'll give a few examples:
- Sadly, Mary's date turned out to be rather lampertum, as became evident when he chipped her tooth while trying to make out with her.
- The concert was lampertum, especially because the lead singer persisted in belting out lines in spite of his distinctive bronchitis.
- See also: The Mullet. For one approaching a mullet-wearer from the front, the experience may be lampertum.