Monday, June 11, 2007


"That which initially impressive but, upon further consideration, was found to be distinctly less so."

Spread the word. Literally. Lampertum!

So as to facilitate comprehension and dissemination, I'll give a few examples:

  • Sadly, Mary's date turned out to be rather lampertum, as became evident when he chipped her tooth while trying to make out with her.
  • The concert was lampertum, especially because the lead singer persisted in belting out lines in spite of his distinctive bronchitis.
  • See also: The Mullet. For one approaching a mullet-wearer from the front, the experience may be lampertum.

1 comment:

jason said...

"My porn star girlfriend was rather lampertum as all she wanted was to cuddle."

-From "Bad Girls for Good Boys" by Peter North Children's publications

We also lack a word that describes having a large vocabulary. Until this guy made one up: Megaltastic.

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